See, the thing is...

And the reason I don't attend parties: because I only know one person there, and I'm socially awkward in a most pervasive way. Introverts usually don't do small talk with strangers. That and I always feel like even the wait staff are "better than" me. Frowntown.

Also, since my mom passed, I've realized that on my own I'm not as fantastic and charismatic as she was. People don't gravitate towards me much unless we're kindred spirits. So I'm even more of a tumbleweed. But I'm a fierce and fabulous tumbleweed, dammit!

Just had to get that out.